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how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
i think Paulina from danny phantom is the older Trixie tang
I wouldn’t be surprised
Woah woah woah, that means
Can we please not forget about this?
Wait then what if
i cannot accept this
WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON
I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.
ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle
IT’S TAIL IS A TRIANGLE
Ever wonder what would happen if your favorite Disney characters met on Tinder? It’s just as creepy as you’re thinking. I have no words for these.
#1 of Ariel tho. I can’t lmao!
hahaaha I’ll never look at Cinderella the same again.
Lmao these have taken it to another level.
Of course Cinderella is the Kinky one, these are so funny!!
Tinder brings out the kinky side in everyone ahaha
Hahah lol this is great.
talk about awkward….
therefore i give you this
River is trying to finish the work she’s started at the university which explains the broken vase and skull. Archeology, riiight? The Doctor meanwhile wants to distract her by agressive cooking and acting like an adorable idiot, which apparently works.
It’s old as balls but what the hell… happy anniversary sweeties!
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
two kinds of people